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Joke
of the Week
Disclaimer:
These jokes can range from innocent to adult...but almost always
immature.
Jumping
to Conclusions
A
farmer goes to college, and the dean signs him up for logic.
"What's that?" he asks
"Do you own a Weedwacker?" asks the dean. The farmer nods.
"Then logically speaking, I'd assume you have a house with
a yard."
"Sure Do!" the farmer agrees.
"Then logic tells me that you have a family," concludes the dean.
"Yes, I'm married!" he asserts.
"Then logic tells me that you must be a heterosexual."
"That's amazing," the farmer exclaims. "You knew all that because
I have a Weedwacker."
The
farmer leaves to go meet his friend at the bar. He tells him about
the class.
"What's logic?" his friend asks.
"Watch," says the farmer. "Do you own a Weedwacker?"
"No." replies the friend
"Then you're gay." |
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